If you like Michael Jackson:

1. Well done. You clearly have impeccable taste.
2. Don't laugh at my amateur webpages.
3. These pages are in no way associated with Michael or endorsed by him - but you probably guessed that already.
4. Exactly how sexy is he?? Answers on a postcard.

Please have a look around - I've summarised each of my Michael trips, written a lengthy analysis of Will You Be There (in my opinion the greatest musical creation since time began) and put up a brief fan bio of myself. There are also the obligatory galleries etc... I hope you like them.

If you don't like Michael Jackson:

1. Fuck off. What the fuck is wrong with you.
2. Don't contact me to tell me how much you hate him. I don't care.
3. Leave my website and get some decent musical taste. Honestly, some people...