This whole webcam business is a funny old lark. Basically what you do is buy a random webcam then sit in front of it for hours taking pointless photos of yourself before publishing them online and hoping people won't call you ugly.

I'm not quite sure what the purpose of this section is, but it's been much fun to do. It's also kind of amusing to look back over the pictures and see what a complete twat I used to be.

I first got a webcam I think around 2002, when I still lived at home. I spent countless evenings posing away to myself in the confines of my parents' spare room in an effort to compete with the dozens of online friends I had who boasted massive webcam libraries on their own sites. Now, four years later, although I use the cam much less it still never fails to amuse me. If you ever come and visit me, you can be sure at some point I'll ply you with vodka and turn the camera on you as soon as your defences are down. Trust me, it's happened to the best of 'em.

Examples of such shameful violations can be found in the 'videos' section on the left. You'll find the webcam vids in this section are either of me drunkenly slurring nonsense into the lens or of myself and a Token Drunk Friend simulating sex. It's kind of like a lucky dip that way - it all depends which one you click.

*update 28/11/06* I've now had to write my url on each of the pictures as some - presumably ugly - little slappers kept stealing my pictures and pretending to be me. So now there are dirty great big urls all over each picture. Blame the ugly tree and its relentless quest for victims.